Sunday, January 13, 2013

my aunt mary felt dizzy and weak so she went to the doctor. he gave her a pill. a few days later, she was feeling worse, so she went to the emergency room. there, they gave her a shot. a few days after that, she was still feeling worse so she went to the emergency room again and got another shot. and a bill. i think thats why she called me. i talked to her for a couple minutes then told her to eat something goddamit eat. so she had a tuna sandwich. she felt so much better she went out for a hamburger. now shes polishing my shoes. being a healer doesnt pay the rent... but it sure makes your toes twinkle!

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