ok, so since new year, the abundance of new age aphorisms -- especially with poor grammar -- has risen. the abundance of cat pictures -- especially cats in costumes -- has risen. is this what people want when they wish for abundance? the only solution is to be steadfast in unfriending the perpetrators. and for the new year, i am adding to the unfriend list: people who use hash tags on facebook. hash is one thing. tagging is another. but hash tags dont work on facebook -- how many times do you need to use one and have it not do anything until you learn? if you want to keep doing something that doesnt work, go into politics. but until you are elected, know you are unfriended. there is enough gibberish on here already.

my aunt mary felt dizzy and weak so she went to the doctor. he gave her a pill. a few days later, she was feeling worse, so she went to the emergency room. there, they gave her a shot. a few days after that, she was still feeling worse so she went to the emergency room again and got another shot. and a bill. i think thats why she called me. i talked to her for a couple minutes then told her to eat something goddamit eat. so she had a tuna sandwich. she felt so much better she went out for a hamburger. now shes polishing my shoes. being a healer doesnt pay the rent... but it sure makes your toes twinkle!