save yourself

yesterday at the seventh day adventist vegan restaurant the romanian woman who cooks guessed my age as 28. i told her she was right. she said she knew it was true because she had a son who was 28 so she saw what that looked like everyday. she also said i was calm. with the recent full moon and eclipses and retrograde planets going direct, nobody seems calm. my students and clients have been downright crazy. maybe its a lifetime of meditation (i have clients who have been with me for years and still cant find their way to a class); maybe its my diet (if you dont eat things with an asshole, maybe you wont be one); maybe its my spiritual healing work (which has saved my life and others on many ocassions) ~ but i always hear from people about the calmness around me (people dont comment as much specifically about youthfulness because they just assume im young). so heres my philosophy: if you want your life to change, change yourself. if you want to be calmer, younger, brighter DO SOMETHING about it. if you are crazy, read my book eating God. if you arent crazy, read my book eating God. if you want to improve yourself in any way, read my book eating God. if your body doesnt feel right, change your diet and exercise patterns (eat something green for godssake, do a little yoga) ~ these pertain to the body. if your mind doesnt feel right, get into a meditation class (or play chess or do crosswords) ~ these pertain to the mind. if your life doesnt feel right, work on releasing your karma (through spiritual remedies and healing work, meditation, feng shui, etc etc etc) ~ this pertains to your life. this pertains more to your life than anything else. this is the purpose of your life. start now. today. its never too late to be fabulous. its never too late to be 28!

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chase bank assholes

i just sent a check for $1004.74 via priority mail so my account for the leased car i returned two months ago will not be delinquent. the dealer has the car. the bank will not accept the car (a 2004 volvo suv in great condition) without $30,000+ ~ actually more than the value of the car. so the bank wants both the car and more money than the car is worth... and then they want me to pay for them to auction the car so they can have that money too! the last asshole i spoke with at chase bank threatened to take me to court, threatened to take my house, my earnings, report me to the irs (why?), ruin my credit for life, and was so menacing i feared for my safety. seriously. i felt he was threatening my life and my familys lives. ever wonder what god has in store for someone who makes a living doing that? so i have begun some serious feng shui voodoo. nothing dark at all, nothing bad, but serious. a candle here, a mirror there... if i can get my clients out of major lawsuits without karma i can do it for myself. the funny thing is, this situation seems to be something easily resolved. that is why i didnt begin the feng shui work immediately. but i should have known: at the beginning of the year, i predicted conflicts and lawsuits for the man of the house. and i am the man, the man of the house! and so the game is on. i notified the better business bureau, the chamber of commerce, and all the local newspapers. and tomorrow im off to hawaii! the problem is, in america, with such a poor diet, assholes dont let go easily. maybe i should bring them a pineapple!

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good luck with that!

meditation class yesterday was so amazing ~ we did exercises to release the karma of past loves ~ that several people got sick! one almost fainted, one threw up, another couple had panic attacks, and others were generally dizzy and/or unwell. really a great class. and wifey didnt speak for a day ~ a miracle in itself! and you wonder why people are afraid to come to meditation class ~ they are afraid something will happen!!! next week class will be in my garden, the following week there is no class as i will be in the bay area. if you arent in a meditation class somewhere you are living in your own shit!

for information on spiritual remedies to remove karma, meditation classes, or general metaphysical stuff: http://blesstheworld.com

garbage in garbage out

a study just came out that says soft drinks arent good for you. duh! it also specifies that diet soft drinks arent good for you. double duh! who spent the money to figure that out? and where have they been all these years that everyone else has known that soft drinks are poison? now will the surgeon general place a warning label on coca cola that says "for external use only"? i am constantly amazed at the level of denial we as human beings are able to achieve when it comes to food (as well as politics, religion, relationships...). the botulism in canned meat has been in the news all week but the real surprise to me is that people are still eating canned food let alone canned meat. ew! when i was a little kid i told a neighbor mom that canned foods werent good for you ~ she verbally attacked me (a nine year old) wanting scientific proof... obviously common sense wasnt enough for her! and obviously scientific studies arent enough either as there have been several regarding soft drinks and people still drink them to the tune of millions of dollars a year. my refrigerator is stocked with coca cola (aka mexican plasma) and other soft drinks for the workers and the hansens healthy sodas are always the last to go... i drink water so dont look at me. many many years ago i met a young couple at the naturopathic college in portland oregon who were working for nutrisweet ~ it had just been released. they thought it was the best thing ever. the information regarding the toxicity of nutrisweet was widespread before the product ever reached the market and yet these people who were allegedly interested in natural health were able to sublimate their common sense and enjoy the poison. the original marketing spin to counteract the information regarding the toxicity of nutrisweet was that "its just like bananas and cream, how can that be bad?" or some such thing. and people will believe any lie that empowers them to arrogantly deny an unhealthy lifestyle. of course the karma is a shocking surprise! coke ~ the drink of the last generation!